Friend/Companion/Helper (Bloomington, IL)

Hello there! This is not entirely a job per se.
I'm looking for an able-bodied person who can help me a little as I'm disabled and struggle with simple things.
You would be paid, of course.
Look at it this way: you'd be making money while also helping me with small tasks like cleaning, cooking a little (can be as simple as putting a salad together), and perhaps laundry.
I am an extremely funny man.
Compassion is my greatest strength.
Oh, I am 47.